Congratulations, Aaron, on the purchase of your new subwoofers! They’re wonderful. I love them. Especially when I sit in my apartment, four rooms and one door down the hall from your apartment. They sound great. Really. Pristine. Loud. Mostly loud. I wonder: did they come with a volume-control-do-dad-thingy? Maybe Bose headphones for your neighbor? Anyway, congratulations. I can tell we’re both going to have a lot of new experiences in the future.
Oh by the way, in 91 days, when the U.S. government decides take away my television’s ability to catch reception with bunny ears, I hope you don’t mind if I listen in to your T.V. programming.
Of course, that won’t be much different from what I’m doing now. Thanks to your new subwoofers.