[In case you’re wondering about the rash of photos from yesteryear suddenly being posted, well, too bad. I can’t tell you. It’s a secret. You’ll have to wait for it. Wait…]
I’m between 0 and 12 months in this photo. And I appear to be perplexed. Or confused. Perhaps apprehensive. I wonder; is it the giant pink inflatable bunny with purple ears and inner thighs? An unsanitary diaper? The floral couch? Perhaps the cameraperson?
Best guess? I realized that white shoes make my feet look even more GINORMOUS than they really are. And Mom is telling me that it’s going to be OK, that GINORMOUS feet are not the end of the world. That they provide a firm foundation to stand on. That one day I’ll actually be able to stand on my feet and carry my body weight around. And that, one day, I’ll be able to wear white shoes after Labor Day.
Thanks for prepping me for my future, Mom. No doubt I felt much better following that conversation.