A short story about Diet Dr. Pepper

diet-dr-pepper-can1Once upon a time there was a young woman who tasted Diet Dr. Pepper. She decided that Diet Dr. Pepper was absolutely the most delicious diet soda known to mankind. So delicious, in fact, that she disregards most medical research regarding diet colas and aspertame and how aspertame eats away at one’s liver cavity and cracks open a can every so often. THAT is how delicious it is.

The end.

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One thought on “A short story about Diet Dr. Pepper

  1. Hoss says:

    I bet you are thankful that the folks at Pepsi decided NOT to use maltitol as the sweetner.

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