All positive news all the time

"I wonder what happy things I will hear of today," thought Susan as she switched on her radio to catch the local news.

Feast your eyes on the below job posting for, oh, a few seconds. Anything strike you as odd?

Part-Time Assignment Editor (Toronto)
Date: 2010-07-16, 12:31PM EDT
Reply to:

Toronto’s only all-positive news station is seeking a new Assignment Editor. To apply please send your resume to the email address above. An ideal candidate shall have knowledge of events happening in the Greater Toronto Area and have a passion for news and positivity. We look forward to working with you.

  • Location: Toronto
  • Compensation: Negotiable
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is at a non-profit organization.
  • This is an internship job
  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

An “all-positive” news station? A happy thought, indeed. Happy and unobtainable.


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